Yo Mamma!

yo mamma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

(yeah, I know that one's played)

 

your momma's so stupid she gave your uncle a blowjob because he said it would help his unemployment...

 

AHA.. this ones back from the dead

Yo mamma's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out

 

okay, yo mamma's so nasty that she shaved, but it still looks like she has pubic hair...

cause the crabs are holding hands

 

Yo mommas breath is so bad it leaves sh!t stains on her teeth

 

yo mamma is soo dumb.they told her it was chilly out.so she ran home to get a bowl.

i just wanted to join in. i know its late,but.....yo mamma!

 

yo mamma is so dumb that when she jumped off a cliff she stopped and asked for directions,"which way down?"

 

yo mamma is so skinny she can hula-hoop a cheerio

yo mamma so dumb that she sold her car for gas money!

 

Yo mamma is soooo fat that her weight is PLANET EARTH

hell i just made that one up...don't really care lol

 

this one is old....yo mamma soo fat she uses a vcr for a beeper.....i know,but hey...