UHHHH since this is auto wiring an alL UHHH yeah how do i hook the battery cables to the battery? this has me so stumped and is very confusing somebody PLEAZE help me PPPPLLLLLLEEEAAAZZZZEEEE HELP ME!!!!!!ALL I WANT TO DO IS TURN THE CAR ON!!!!HELP
I myself, don't understand what the problem is. Something about not knowing how to hook up you battery cables?
What brand of terminal do you have?? Streetwires, Stinger Etc. Some use a screw on terminal where you put the wire through one end then bend the wires around the end and then you screw it on to the terminal. Others use a set screw where you just loosen up the screw and shove the wire in and tighten the screw down. Post a pic of the terminal so we can all see what kind you have.
you guys arent getting it are you? im trying to be a funny guy an sayin that i dont know how to install a battery you know just to see what you guys gots to say...HAHAHA
Use a 15 pound sledge hammer and beat them on till the top of the posts are flush with the plastic battery case, wear safety glasses........or not.
Remove the battery from the car and place it on a wooden platform.....Then connect positive first, then negative......Then remove in the opposite sequence...Take off of the wooden platform and then place in vehicle..... Wave your magic wand over the battery and say "abra cadabra" and the posts should jump on by themselves..... hell why not....see these new cars that parallel park themselves??? Willy
The battery is a device that essentially is a pump...It pumps a special kind of smoke through the wires and devices hooked to it.....How do I know it is smoke?? Cause when something wrong happens, a bunch of magic smoke comes out and the stuff quits working.... Willy
LOL!!!!!! I heard the same anology years ago!!!!! I always loved that one!!!! (dammit, you used it before me, no fair! )
