There was a guy who had a wooden eye and never went out because he was too ashamed of it. It was old looking and had paint coming off of it. Well, one day his friends came over and pleaded him to come to a dance and told him he should get out and that he would have a lot of fun. So the guy said "ok." At the dance everyone was dancing but him and a gal across the room. So he decided that he would go and ask her to dance. As he walking over to the gal he noticed that she had a hair lip. He thought to himself "Everyone has their problems, I have a wooden eye so what does it matter?" He went up to the lady and asked her if she wanted to dance. She replied both surprised and excitedly, "WOULD I! , WOULD I !". Stunned he yelled back "HAIR LIP!, HAIR LIP!"
