When Is F#$% Acceptable?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by sandt38, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. sandt38

    sandt38 Full Member

    THE "F" WORD:

    When is @#$% Acceptable?

    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been

    considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

    10. "What the @#$% was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877

    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938

    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926

    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566

    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC

    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1999

    and a drum roll...........! ....

    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."

    -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
     
  2. Honest Bob

    Honest Bob Full Member

    lol :lmfao:
     
  3. geolemon

    geolemon Full Member

    #3 pretty well describes the weather around these parts this summer actually.... :lol:

    :(
     
  4. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    Funny Fucking Shit :lmfao:



    Speaking of Weather, I walked outside the Other Day and it felt it could SNOW, WTF this is AUGUST....... suppose to be 100% humidty and 100++ Deg, and I am wondering if I need a Jacket weird :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien:
     
  5. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    It rains here about 2 days a week on average. Some nights you cannot go outside in a tshirt and shorts because it is so cold. I dont know what the hell happened to our summer.
     
  6. sandt38

    sandt38 Full Member

    I need to update #1...

    "More @#$%ing driver failures? @#$%ing buildhouse!!!"

    Ben Milne upon the release of his new driver line!!!
     
  7. DerrikW

    DerrikW Full Member

    LMFAO!! :lmfao:


    Ouch!