TOP 8 MORONS OF 2003 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3 WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line-up. When detectives asked each man in the line-up to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "that's not what I said!" 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband! 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.(hellllllooooooo!) 8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!) Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE . Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.
LOL! How can you be that dumb?! Wait a sec...I know someone just as dumb if not dumber! LOL great stuff seth!
Although those were pretty bad, I have had my dumb times as well. Once I unplugging the ignition harness from a vehicle (83 Olds) and metered the ignition prong for voltage. I showed my boss I wasn't getting any voltage, and he mentioned that I wouldn't since the power is in the same connector I just disconnected. :bash: But I blame that on being absolutely frustrated at that car. Or one a little more recent....... A customer is having us swap his all Sony Xplod system uke: from one vehicle to the next (luckily both GM, so same harness and dash kit was used). After the install, for some reason the sub would sound fine with the radio, but when I changed it over to the CD changer it woulndn't work. I went through everything trying to figure this thing out. Finally after calling other installers, one mentioned that I should use the remote turn on instead of the power antenna wire. An oh so obvious solution that alluded me. That one was really embarrasing.
I was working on glassing a fender and one of the methsds I used to fill cracks was I would mix chopped mat in with some resin and kind of paste it on. I mixed up quite a hot batch because I was in a hurry. So I am filling the crack and dripping all over the place because I didnt chop enough mat. Once I got a healthy supply in the crack I sat there and brushed it so it wouldnt drip. I was talking to another one of the guys in the shop after it kicked and we decided to go get some drinks. Well I went to go with him but I had been standing on some of the batch that had dripped on the floor. You guessed it. Shoes were glassed to the floor. I have also glassed the sleaves of my sweater to stuff. by leaning on it while it setup. Quite a few holes from that.
That's a good one. I used a Carls Jr. plastic cup to hold some acetone for cleaning fiberglass rollers once. I figured it would work just like the mixing buckets. Well, it turns out it didn't work. After a while I look over and see that it melted the bottom and leaked out all over the bench and down on the floor. Unfortunately my full 44 oz. styrofoam cup of Mountain Dew was sitting right next to it. So when I picked it up, the bottom seperated from being soaked in the acetone, and Mountain Dew spills all over the place as well.
My parents had sex and gave birth to my 10 years too late brother.......I think they deserve to be up there
Tsk Tsk Tsk thats good too. I hate styrofoam cups. I sat one down in my cupholder of my car and there was a pencil in the thing next to it. Stabbed the bottom and flooded the damn thing. Didnt notice until I went to take my first drink of it. I really wanted that Dr Pepper too.
