The Ultimate Wedding Gift!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by sandt38, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. sandt38

    sandt38 Full Member

    "MasterCard wedding

    You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
    about 300 guests.

    After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
    microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
    coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
    especially wanted to thank the bride's
    and his family and to thank his new
    father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his
    deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
    from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
    wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
    said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila
    envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
    private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
    the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man
    and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
    to his bride and said, "F--- you!".

    Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He
    had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
    would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
    affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were
    wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's
    and best man's reputations in front of 300
    friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get
    a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    friends................$32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    occasion.................................$ 3,000.

    Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    Maui.............................$ 8,500.

    The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    humping the best man..........Priceless.

    There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
    MASTERCARD!

    How important would something be, if you could keep it forever? "


    Hahahahahaha!!!!
     
  2. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    WOW! He is my hero!
     
  3. joelsbass

    joelsbass Full Member

    ROFLMAO!!!!!


    THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    wow that has got to be the best story I have heard in a long time
     
  5. luvdeftonz

    luvdeftonz Full Member

    That is a great story!