You guys have to go out and rent The Blue Collar Comedy Tour right now. It is so funny you will be crying. :lmfao: I'm usually not big with comedy DVD's like this. But this one stands out. Seriously, if you have even a slight sense of humor, you must go out and rent this DVD. You won't be disapointed. "Our plane was so small. It was going half the speed of smell. We were passed by a kite. A duck was behind us and the pilot was like; Go around, Go around (making waving motion)................. Apparently there was a problem with one of the engines so they had to shut it down. The guy next to me apparently had something to live for. He asked me, How far can we get on just one engine? I told him, all the way to the scene of the crash. Which is convenient because that's where we were headed. I'll bet we beat the paramedics there by half an hour." :lmfao:
Those lines are instant classics. Time for me to head on down to Best Buy tomorrow. I hope the rest is as good... :lmfao: