It took me 4 minutes to write this It was inspired by my math HW which I am still doing. There is 11 problems and it is now 11:08 and I started at 6. I still have 2 left. This rap is about my school(Rutgers) Fresh outta EB clean as whistle no rabies, scabies or any their fucking STD’s! Its been two fucking weeks since I stepped inside this hell hole, opened my fucking chem. Book to find pages dropping like rain fall. Fuck it can this shit get any worse, umm let me think my parents could get divorced. Forced to do Bullshit work 24/7 rather be smoking blunts, tappin asses and robbin 7 elevens. Doesn’t matter if you study nada or till your eyes botha cuz you wont pass these fucking tests they are harda then a dick while fucking Ms. Spears, queers, faggots, maggots, as long as its breathin ill take it, tag it and shag it. Wait, before you point your fingers and call the press, cross out Britney and scribble Anna Nicole that fat mess. My priorities are scrambled eggs so make me some bacon and shoot all those pigs. Our cops are like Nazis, writing tickets like is a game of yahtzee except this is real life and before they know it Im gonna show it with a 12 inch knife…….. Wind Pipe sing me a song with a 4 inch thick gash and your mouth on my ding dong. Is that the bell let me check who it is, oh just another bitch wanting my Halloween treats. :ak47: :ak47:
sounds like some eminem shit....lol hold on *gets on kazaa for a beat* whoa... i aint written in a minute...its a givin when i spit it/ always keep hella women on my d*ck when i flip it/ civic 96 is on britneys spears's clitoris/ couldnt come with an ill flow...his styles jibberish/ im tired as fuck, all day ive been wired as fuck/ like christinas ass...my styles' fire as f*ck/ i cant rhyme for shit...and sometimes i curse alot/ i dont work alot i juss sit in the bathroom and jerk alot/ if u think im a jerk....i can assure you im not/ even though i wake up every motherf*cker on the block/ yeah im really tired...passin alotta gas/ like his avatar civics rhymes aint nuffin but ass!!! HAHHAHAHAHA wow....uhh let me get some sleep when i wake up tonight i might upload a mp3 sample or something =O) late
Lol nice..... You got a nice beat but your rhymes got no class/ Do a hand stand and let some more words come out of your ass/ My grandma can write rhymes that are 6 words long/ Here ones open your mouth and take care of my king kong/ Dude I was kidding, wipe that saliva off your chin and regain normal breathin Fuck I have to go to work, to be continued..........
Hey Big I like the Avatar/ Packing guns like we're in fucking Zanzabar/ Who are you protecting yourself against? Your neighbor Bill Cosby or that gay from home Improvement with his head over the fence? Your image is phony, your mouth deep throating balony. Hey Bert, Big's not gay hes confused....that time we found him passed out in a motel with a steel toe boot in his ass that was not news. What did surprise me was that he only had one boot not two, I guess he fucked a gay amputee and left that shit lika santa clause inside Big's poop shoot. I flow at the speed of light, you cant see me, and my rhymes are tight. I may be white but I grew up in Elizabeth so I was born to fight. Swinging for chin your chin like 2 gays guys slapping sacks until midnight. Damn these gay cracks are getting old Ill just put down the mic so Bigsexxy let the truth be told
fuck kazaa...fuck a beat ill shit on you accapella/.... civic looks more fag then that dood reppin dell huh?/ ya whole flow is fake like ja claimin a murderer/ noones heard of ya...come to hellawhere...we'll murder ya/ i crush with words...shit i even fuck with verbz/ keep civics girl cummin...aint gotta touch them curves/ gotta keep it real witcha i cant fuck them birdz/ ...ahh i lost it... let me show u something ive put some thought into tho its hard not to get a big head when i hit the booth/ cuz everyone dickrides...like a labels new recruit/ i keep the SHOOKEN UP like 911/ my words offend muthafuckaz lines are weapons/ i rhyme by the hour dogg...time is precious/ give me 10 g's and a beat so i can wreck it/ my voice alone give you platinum status to ya record/ i always CUM HARD...like a nerd with a BIG ERECTION/
Audio that was sad....you completely lost it Hey nut not bad but I heard three's a charm/ Give it another shot, open your mouth and lets some sense come out/ With your talent forget about 10g's, rather pack your bags and take your ass to the Salvation Army. If I were to make a record I wouldnt let you see it; you a fucking copy cat dog you would retype it, rap it and steal it. You crush with words cuz your breath's got a warrant, You got Mike Tyson running and screaming " His breath hits harder than my jab dont it dont it dont it?" How the fuck can you say I look like the dell fag? I think your jealous cause some faggot took your virginity and then you saw his dog tag. Join the Marines, be all that you can be, just look for Mr.Nut hes the one swinging from dicks like tarzan cept' his work aint free. He charges in mouthfulls, so when you cream remember to say "Its time so cover your tonsils". Hey nut, I hear its yumm yumm, but thats from a girl not a fag so put your thumb down. Better yet take it and stick, take it out and lick it/ That taste in your mouth is pure shit, so next time your throw down beats remember your facing deafeat. Mic check........biatch!
The mic on my computer is complete garbage and I dont think I have the right programs to record it. Also I type these w/o beats so that means I will have to find a freestyle beat to match the flow. Oh yeah that and Im white....but I guess eminem took care of that My rhymes are sick/ never underestimate this shit/ laugh now until your in your house with your head smashed by a brick/ hows that for irony? Open the door, that me with a metal 2*4. I dont use the bell, Ill knock twice and peform a cell splice. Im your DNA youll find me chillin with OJ trading gloves, trading knives, playing football and oh yeah, murdering house wives. How can this be? I just turned 18 so whats all this I hear about puberty? My mind is a weapon, this blank screen is my goal and this pen is about to start to reppin. 732 is my code so if you get a bandaged package toss it cuz that shit bout to explode/ Like a jumbo jet, my words are the fuel thats igniting your soul/ We're both going to hell ill say hi to satan and save you a seat inside the Great wall. Wow it sure is getting hot in this inferno, all I ever did was snort dijorno! Ill wipe you on the floor like mustard but when Im done your face will resemble cherry custard. Now you got me all wild, cant die, im my parents only child/ Save me Save me, my lyrics are offending people and my life is pending/ Like a warranty my Shit the beat is over......oh well
ok heres something i wrote at work a few days ago...imma get ya ass now civic =) the beat goes through me and the words come right to me/ all of ya rappers suck like new groupies/ fucked in the ass like a white cute bootie/ civics worn out like some tight new coochie/ civic wanna battle...you better back the fuck up/ ill leave u in a bodybag...ya tongue wrapped and cut up/ decimate ya whole crew...to the last numb nut/ ya girl creepin with a dyke...gettin tongue fucked/ you can rock with me...actually you cant knock with me/ ya whip sound worse then rockford fosgate...you cant knock with me/ now i KNOW you not spitting...big* caught you cock licking/ messing with them little boys...how is that not sickening?!?!?/ =O) im bored... oh yes...im white too
ok heres something i wrote at work a few days ago...imma get ya ass now civic =) the beat goes through me and the words come right to me/ all of ya rappers suck like new groupies/ fucked in the ass like a white cute bootie/ civics worn out like some tight new coochie/ civic wanna battle...you better back the fuck up/ ill leave u in a bodybag...ya tongue wrapped and cut up/ decimate ya whole crew...to the last numb nut/ ya girl creepin with a dyke...gettin tongue fucked/ you can rock with me...actually you cant knock with me/ ya whip sound worse then rockford fosgate...you cant knock with me/ now i KNOW you not spitting...big* caught you cock licking/ messing with them little boys...how is that not sickening?!?!?/ =O) im bored... oh yes...im white too
I see you have returned for yet another lickin' Let me revv up, cuz when Im warmed up youll be frost bitten. Thats the difference b/w us, cuz when Im done with you ill be wiping your blood off my fists with a kleenex. When Im hot you're cold, When I spit you fold, When I speak, truths told. I especially like the double post, Now Im double trouble so prepare for your soul roast. Son my names inferno cause Im hot as fire, Im gonna cook you like pot roast, make a toast, feed on your flaws and then you'll understand desire. But enough about me cuz we're dueling, Ill snap your spinal cord and drain all that excess fluid. Pop dem pills and drop dem bills, let the world turn upside down and let your brain soak inside out. Im like a virus from the west nile, Ill suck your blood like Im a mosquito, take a piece of you to my layer and set myself on fire. Flames only enhance my word, cuz my rhymes are on fire like a tuarus or any other ford. Ill stomp on you with 105 horses, not mustangs but one civic and leave you in divorce court figthing over which leg belongs to which lawyer. 7 am in the morning......got I should be sleeping now.....damn school
Thought I would revive this bad boy If anyone wants to throw down a few beats feel free and I will respond..are you man enough?
