Poor Baby!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Civic96, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Joke!

    This lady goes into the hospital just ready to deliver her baby. She gets on the hospital bed and the doctor props her legs open and begins to deliver the baby.

    "Now push, push, harder, here it comes... I can see it!" the doctor shouts. The lady pushes with all her strength and finally the baby pops out.

    The doctor grabs the baby with one hand by the feet and starts swinging it around in circles above his head. The lady just looks all freaked out and then the doctor takes the baby and bangs it head on the table then over onto the wall, back and forth.

    The lady looks at the doctor and starts to cry. The doctor looks at the lady, baby in hand and says "just kidding, it was already dead."
     
  2. hobbes26

    hobbes26 Full Member

    Oh man.... that is really really really bad....
    i'm speechless now
    not in a good way
     
  3. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Ace Ventura style baby!!!!