A nun is sitting on a bus and a man walks on and sits next to her. The man asks the nun if shes ever had sex and of course she says no. He asks and begs her to have sex with him. Finally the nun gets up and says "You are a horrible man" and walks off the bus. As the man is getting off the bus to follow the nun and male bus driver says "Hey, buddy, you wanna have sex with that nun right? Well I know that shes goes to the cemetery around the corner every Tuesday at 7am to pray" the man thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus. On Tuesday at 7am the man goes to the cemetry but he is disgused. He says to the nun "I am god. I want you to have sex with me." the nun says "ok but can i give you a blow job so i dont lose my virginity?" the man agrees and so the nun gives him a blow job. Afterwards, the man rips off his disguise and says "Hahahaha! I'm the man from the bus!" and the nun rips off her disguise and says "haha! I'm the bus driver"
