Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men? A.He thought it was a deliver service! Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJ's house? A. When the big hand touches the little hand! Q. Why did MJ go to K-MART? A. Cause he saw a sign that said "Boys pants, Half off" Q: Have you heard about MJ's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing" Q: What's the difference between MJ and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in! Q: What did the man on the beach say to MJ? A: Get out of my sun! Q. What is MJ's favourite Music group? A. New Kids On the Cock!
