Joke of the Day this is my child thread so lets keep the rules simple 1. this MUST be work safe 2. can contain no slurs of obscenity therefore no one can be offended (obviously blonde jokes and occupational jokes are ok but no, ok this "black guy" or some "jew" etc... 3. limit to one joke a day please if its really good and cant wait then ill let it slide haha 4. lets have fun with this and try to pump up forum moral it can get slightly risque but if it goes to far ill close this thread and at the very least delete the questionable post ok so joke #1 A doctor felt guilty for having sex with a patient so he looked towards his conscience. His devil side said its ok lots of doctors do it His angel side said you sick F**K your a VET!
Ok...so a dying man is talking to his son. The son asks his father " Dad, why do you keep telling people that you are dying of AIDS?" The Father replies " So when I die nobody F*u*c*k*s your mother"
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.” “No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.” So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. “What kind of medicine is this? I’m still farting just as much! They still don’t make any noise, but now they stink terribly!” The doctor nodded, “Great, now that we’ve your sinuses cleared up, we’ll work on your hearing next!”
