So, one gay guy says to his partner, "Hey my ass feels funny, will you do me a favor and check up there to see if there is something wierd or something?" "Well, ok..... so he rolls up sleeve and starts prowling around, and says, dude, I can't find anything odd here." His partner says ...."Deeper, check a little deeper...." So he does, and replys, "Wow, there is something way up here, hang on ....got it !" He wipes off the object and says, "Hey, its a Frost-ing Rolex watch" His partner says, (singing) "Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you"
Don't even act like you never stuck your hand up a guy's ass and found your surprise birthday present. uke:
