Happy 4th of July everbody, now go get fuckin wasted and go blow off some limbs :grenade: :beer: :devil:
Thats what I have been doing since the summer began. Today Im going to make it extra special! :smoker: :beer: :smoker: :beer: :smoker: :beer: :smoker: :beer: :smoker: :beer: :thumb:
:fucku: canada and :fucku: you too, hahahaha j/k Well I got wasted :beer:, didnt loose any limbs but I did manage to burn my hand I got big fucking blister on my hands and its really annoying
This is my story:Going to a college party 7 pm I drive a half an hour to my friends house. I pick him up and we go to the Rahway train station. Drop off my car and run up to the tracks. As we run up we see a train pulling away. Turns out this was the train we needed. We end up waiting an extra hour for the next train going to Trenton. We get on the train and sit 40 minutes with a "boys 2 men" group singing behind us. We get to trenton and wait for bus 606 but soon find out that the bus is not going to the college of nj but to Princeton. The bus going to the CONJ is 601 and it doesnt run on holidays. In the 45 minutes that we were standing waiting for the bus we met a nice homeless black lady who is on every drug possible and is talking to herself. I cant even remember the shit we were talking about. Since neither of us have a cell phone and a payphone call cost $2.70!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, we decide to ask random people for a phone and after about 20 minutes we finally get one. We get in contact with our friend who is already at the party, hammered off his ass because he started drinking 4 hours ago. He tells us to take a taxi. We end up paying 12 dollars for a 5 minute ride and to make it all worse he couldnt find the address and we had to walk around to find it. We get to the house at 11:30 and everybody is wasted. We introduce ourselves and decide not to waste time and begin drinking and smoking. We chill till like 3 am and then I pass outside in the backyard. I get woken up at 7 am because our friend is nice enough to drive us back to the station so we wouldnt have to waste money on the whole fair back. The night was fun and filled with new experiences. Many hot girls and I learned hot to smoke weed out of a plant watering thing by a method of knife brazing. Dont even ask cuz I was amazed too. You basically put the tips of the knives under a flame for 5 minutes and you put the weed b/w the two knives and the thing just smokes like a fucking house fire. I wrote this half asleep..........
