Great Story

I got off school at about 1 and me and my friend drove to Subway. He has an Integra and I have a Civic(duh). We eat and as we are walking back to our cars a van with two white guys age 20-26 pulls up to us . I look at the decal and it says SoundVision. The first guy who I will call Mongoloid pulls down his window and says " Im not a pervert or anything but I have a deal for you". Right off the bat my friend and I look at each other and have to restrain each other from laughing at his face. His buddy, who was the same age and will be called Moronous Maximus sticks his redneck head out of the passenger seats and tell us to come around the van.

I tell Mongoloid that before we come close he has to prove to us that he has no sniper rifle in his white van. Needless to say this flies right over his head. Moronous Maximus urges us to come around and tells us he wont hurt us. Keep in mind we are both 18 so why he would even mention that still boggles my mind. We walk around the van and he opens the door and we see a bunch of white boxes full of audio equipment. Mongoloid tells us some BS story which I cant even remember clearly because he changed is too many times. He said something about them being delivery guys and that this shipement never made it to some house so they are driving around trying to sell it because their boss will sell it if they bring it back. I told the guy that he has some brown stuff on his nose......no I didnt but by this time I was smiling to restrain from laughing. Inisde he has EPIPHANY Home Audio. Mongoloid tells us that the Speakers he is selling go for 4000 each. He might have been refering to ass scratches because I would not give him $20.
This is where the hassling begins. They ask us what we want and we tell them that I wouldnt mind a DVD player. He pulls out an epiphany DVD player and asks me how much Im willing to give him. My friend interupts and asks why he never heard of this name brand merchandise and he tells us it Commercial Equipement. :bs: My friend tells him he will give him 10 dollars and that was his last offer. The guy reassures us that this DVD player is worth thousands and he is no crackhead so he doesnt need the money that bad. I forgot to mention that Mongoloid was wearing a "Kwike Mart" hat so when he talked I had to refrain from laughing. They try to break us in by telling us some great college stories about how they stole money from the ATM machines and what great masterminds they were. Makes me think when things went wrong that now they are delivering fake merchadise. We continue talking to them with no intentions of buying anything and for some reason they dont believe that we have a total of 14 dollars with us. We show them and they are stunned and ask me to take my socks off because "nobody keep money in their wallets". There is so much to this story that I could write about 15 pages. The best part was when he told me I was fed with a golden spoon and to prove this he pointed out my civic and told me that it was an expensive car. At this point we were both laughing at his face and I asked him if he knew it was a civic. After 20 minutes of this little convo they tell us they have to leave and thanks us for the conversation. After they left my friend and I felt so bad because we didnt even fuck with them. We are really cruel people when it comes to this and should have told them that we have money at home and made us follow them for 30 minutes, go on the turnpike and fly down the turnpike losing them in the process. I went home to discover that their are threads on this forum. I wish I had MIkes number so I could call him and ask him about this on the spot and then embarass the guys!

Moral of the story is to not trust guys with Kwike Mart hats and bald heads.

 

Almost forgot, he tells me he has a 10" that will be great in my car. I told him that I already have 2 10"s and he tells me that this one has its own amplifier and will kick the **** of any 10" out there. I ask him how many watts, and he tells me it doesnt matter because its DIGITAL.