For his wife's birthday, a man bought her a couple of lessons with a local club pro. She gets to the course and is having some problems with her swing during the lesson. She then asks the pro what she is doing wrong. He tells her that she is gripping the club too hard. She asks what should she do to correct the problem. He tells her to hold the club like she holds her husband's dick. She takes a swing and hits an absolutly perfect shot. She turns to the pro and asks how was that. He tells her that it was a good shot, but next time she needs to take the club out of her mouth.
