A guy and his buddy are at a bar talking to eachother about the hectic week they've both had. One guy says to his friend, "I've been having all these freuidian slips lately man, its getting bad... The other day I was at the trainstation and i accidently asked for two tickets to Tittsberg!" The other guy says, "thats nothing. Yesterday, at breakfast, instead of asking my wife to pass the butter, i accidentally said, 'You fucking bitch. You ruined my life'"
