A guy ran into a bar and ordered 10 shots of Tequila. So the bartender started to fill up the shot glasses, and the guy starts to down the shots left and right. The bartender barely finishes filling the tenth glass right before the guy slams that one down, too. He then hangs his head over the bar and braces himself for the shock of all the alcohol. The bartender asks, " Hey man, what's wrong with you? You ok??" And the guy says, "If you had what I had, you'd be drinking fast, too." " What do you have?", the bartender asks. "About 75 cents."
