Absurd News Of The Day: Ambulance Made For The Obe

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  1. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    Downstate ambulance made for the obese


    Associated Press
    June 4, 2004


    EVANSVILLE, Ind. -- A private emergency medical service plans to begin using an ambulance designed specifically to carry people who weigh 350 pounds or more.

    When Jerry Key of American Medical Response began his career more than 30 years ago, he rarely dealt with patients weighing more than 500 pounds, he said.

    These days, it is not unusual for the company to transport two or three patients a month who weigh up to 800 pounds, said Key, AMR's vice president of operations.

    Not only is it difficult, it can be dangerous to use a standard stretcher for severely obese patients, he said. Their weight can easily shift, causing the stretcher to tip over and injure patients or staff, he said.

    Obese patients are often carried to the ambulance on a large tarp and loaded in without being secured inside the vehicle.

    "Think of taking a person who is really large, putting them on a tarp and dragging them onto the floor of an ambulance and now driving down the road. How safe is that?" Key said. "There's no dignity in that at all."

    Medical-equipment maker Stryker has developed a cot for severely obese patients and an ambulance equipped with a device that can load and unload patients, said Lee Turpen, clinical and educational services coordinator for American Medical's East Region, which covers 25 states.

    The first custom ambulance, the Specialty Transport unit, is almost finished and would be used in American Medical's service area, which includes southwestern Indiana, southeastern Illinois and northwestern Kentucky.

    Officials from Deaconess Hospital -- which helped finance the project -- and St. Mary's Medical Center agreed there was a need for the service.

    "We are seeing quite a few more people of size than what we have seen in the past," said Jerrilee LaMar, manager of employee education and development at Deaconess. "It's a steadily increasing trend and we have been making accommodations for their special needs for quite some time."

    Obesity in the United States is epidemic, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and Indiana ranks ninth among all states for the highest percentage of overweight adults.

    Nancy McCleary, executive director of education, LifeFlight helicopter and trauma at St. Mary's, said valuable life-saving time can be lost during transport.

    She said it used to take 10 or more people to lift patients off the floor of an ambulance and onto a hospital stretcher.

    Both hospitals have new equipment and modified rooms to help accommodate large patients.

    They include larger surgical and exam tables, longer and stronger surgical instruments, scales that can weigh up to 800 pounds, bedside commodes, larger blood pressure cuffs and stainless steel bedpans.

    St. Mary's also switched to a larger helicopter to transport patients who weigh 500 to 600 pounds, McCleary said.
     
  2. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    The sad truth....
     
  3. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    911: What is your Problem

    Caller: I need medical Help

    911: are you a Fat ass needing our new fat assblance

    :p :p :p

    I am sorry there is NO EXCUSE for weighing 500 lbs, and I dont feel sorry for them at all

    that is just pure lazness.. I wonder how many of the 500+ lbs people have jobs or are they on welfare


    I am far far from skinny, as I never exercise (which I am going to change) and I eat alot, but I am alse FAR from 500lbs.. that is just rediculous
     
  4. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    They would find a cute way to ask the people if they need the "fat bastard" ambulance.

    "Sir, would you be interested in Biggie sizing it?" LOL

    There should be an assassination squad that gets notified when someone weighs 500lbs and stuffs there face with a pillow.

    How can you let yourself become so fucking fat? There is no way you can function normally and attribute to society when you are THAT FAT.

    My friends mom was atleast 500 lbs and everytime I saw her I thought that if I stuck a needle in her, she would pop.