So 3 vampires walk into a bar. The first vampire says "yea gimme a Bloddy Marry." so the bartender gives him his Bloddy Marry. The second vampires says "I'll have a Bloddy Ceaser" so the bartender gives him a Bloddy Ceaser. The third vampire says "can i have a cup of hot water?" The bartender looks at him funny but brings it to him anyways, and as he does the vampire takes out a used tampon "I'm having hot tea"