What I learned about Britney Spears

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Civic96, Mar 5, 2003.

  1. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    As some of you may or may not know, Fred Durst was on Howard Stern a couple a few days ago.
    As it turns out Fred got some poonanee from Britney. Strange, yet he swears its true. This all came about when Howard told Durst that she is going around saying that she doesnt know him and never had any type of relationship. Fred being a dumbass, and Stern being the king of all media persuaded the rebel to spill his guts.

    Here is what I learned:

    A. Fred is a butt man......and he ate a very tasty salad :unsure:
    B. Britney does not believe in shaving and is sporting an afro
    C. Britney is very agressive both in convo and in bed
    D. She is a very heavy partier and drinker, which Fred said was a result of her "hectic lifestyle"
    E. Britney is better in the sac than Carmen Electra (WoW)

    Fred was really trying hard not to bring up any details or even go into the topic but Stern did his job well...hehe
    The first one to admit that the two played bed aerobics was one of his friends that was at the show with him. It was clear that Fred really wanted to keep it on the dl.

    How did this all happen?
    Well it so happened that Britney and Fred were making some song together and Fred slipped her a love letter. Britney read it, left the studio and came back a few hours later with a few cousins and a See-through-shirt. Then the magic happened while the two left and everyone else was left in the studio masturbating to Fred's hidden camera.......lol
    Ok, that part I made up but everything else is true.......according to Fred

    BRITNEY LOST HER VIRGINITY! :unsure: :lol: :rolleyes: :D
     
  2. bigsexxxy69

    bigsexxxy69 Full Member

    Lost her virginity :lol: shes a whore, she lost it a long time ago when I cranked her down to a nub :D
     
  3. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    you think fred was the first ROFL


    man people really do belive everything they hear dont that


    She was probally being Fucked by mickey on the Mickey Mouse Show
     
  4. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    LOL......MIke did you see the :D :rolleyes: :unsure: :lol: followed by my comment?

    I am well aware she lost her virginity before she turned teen
     
  5. The_Ancient

    The_Ancient Full Member

    LOL......MIke did you see the :D :rolleyes: :unsure: :lol: followed by my comment?

    I am well aware she lost her virginity before she turned teen[/b][/quote]
    is that teEn or ten :D :lol:
     
  6. bigsexxxy69

    bigsexxxy69 Full Member

    You guys still dont belive that I screwed her do you :angry: thats it Im just gonna have to upload the videos :eek:
     
  7. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Is that the one where you make a fist out of your right hand and draw eyes and a mouth on it? Oh yes, I have seen it and the action was passionate to say the least :rolleyes: :lol:

    Dream on playa........ :p
     
  8. bigsexxxy69

    bigsexxxy69 Full Member

    Is that the one where you make a fist out of your right hand and draw eyes and a mouth on it? Oh yes, I have seen it and the action was passionate to say the least :rolleyes: :lol:

    Dream on playa........ :p[/b][/quote]
    You mean you actually watched the whole thing, you sick bastard :blink: :lol:
     
  9. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yeah, it was only a 30 second video :lol:

    The best part was when he realized he just fucked himself and cried himself to bed
     
  10. sandt38

    sandt38 Full Member

    Oooh, Ouch...
     
  11. bigsexxxy69

    bigsexxxy69 Full Member

    Well you didnt have to tell everyone else about it :( :lol:
     
  12. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    The Devil made me do it...... :) :unsure:
     
  13. Audio Nut

    Audio Nut Full Member

    thats ok civic...cuz i fucked her too...but she wont tell anyone that cuz im just a nobody from delaware :( ....and i tossed her yummy salad too...but...theres one thing that ur lyin about...she was a nice piece of ass....but not better then carmen....NEVER!!


    lol :D