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Yo Mamma!

Discussion in 'Pictures and funny Stuff.' started by Civic96, Apr 17, 2006.

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  1. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    I was flipping through the channels and I caught a show called "Yo Mamma" on mtv. Lets have a Yo mamma bashing fellas, just do one joke per post to give people a chance to contribute.




    Yo mamma's breath is Soooo bad she made an onion cry!
     
    Civic96, Apr 17, 2006
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  2. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo momma is so fat, that you're daddy climbed up on top of her, and his ears popped!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 18, 2006
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  3. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Your momma is sooooooo poor I stepped through the front door and fell into the backyard.
     
    Civic96, Apr 18, 2006
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  4. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma's lips are so big, that when she smiles, she gets lipstick on her ears!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 19, 2006
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  5. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    yo mamma's sooooo fat she tried getting off her back and rocked herself to sleep!
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2006
    Civic96, Apr 19, 2006
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  6. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    just me and you, civic? okay-
    everybody elses momma is so fat that when I swerved to avoid her, I ran outta gas!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 19, 2006
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  7. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    yo mamma's sooo fat she fell off a balcony and got stuck!
     
    Civic96, Apr 19, 2006
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  8. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    Yo momma so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits by everybody:eek:
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 19, 2006
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  9. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    yo mamma's teeth are sooooooo yellow, I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!
     
    Civic96, Apr 19, 2006
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  10. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so poor, that when you ring the doorbell at her house, she sticks her head out the window and yells "ding -dong"!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 20, 2006
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  11. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mama is soooo ugly her application got denied from a haunted house, they said "we dont hire professionals".
     
    Civic96, Apr 21, 2006
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  12. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    just heard this one: Yo mamma breath is so bad that when she spits, her teeth duck out of the way!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 24, 2006
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  13. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mamma is sooo ugly when she was born the doctor said "Its a little treasure" and her parents said "Lets bury it!"
     
    Civic96, Apr 25, 2006
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  14. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma is so fat, that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 25, 2006
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  15. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test, son!
     
    Civic96, Apr 25, 2006
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  16. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    lmao.. that was a good one!
    - - compose - - .. ah!

    yo mamma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped your grandma.
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 26, 2006
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  17. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mamma so hairy it looks like she put Don King in a headlock!
     
    Civic96, Apr 26, 2006
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  18. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    (stolen) Yo mamma is so nasty, my friend tried to hit it, and his d**k grew legs and ran away.
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 26, 2006
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  19. Civic96

    Civic96 Full Member

    Yo mamma so ugly it looks like Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her in the face, after which she flew off a 10 story roof hitting every branch of pine tree and landed in a steaming pile of racoon ****.

    :D
     
    Civic96, Apr 28, 2006
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  20. Hautewheeler

    Hautewheeler Full Member

    yo mamma so ugly that it looks like she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, and landed on all the roots at the same time!
     
    Hautewheeler, Apr 29, 2006
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