Anyone else watched "newlyweds" on MTV?
Jessica seems so facking sheltered it's not even funny...
I don't know if she really lacks upstairs in the way people stereotype blondes to be, or if she's just led such a sheltered life that she has no common sense...
But wow...
She was eating a tuna sandwich and asked Nick "So.. is this chicken, or tuna?"
He looked at her like "WTF, woman..."

and said "what are you talking about?"
and she said - with complete seriousness "well, the can said 'chicken of the sea', so I thought it was chicken"
Another one, they ordered Pizza and chicken wings... aka "Buffalo style wings" or just "Buffalo wings" (this one was particularly amusing to me since I live just outside Buffalo)...
Her friends: "Hey, Jessica, do you want some wings?"
Jessica says "No way, I'm not trying those"
"Why not?" they ask her.
Jessica says - again with complete seriousness - "That's disgusting, I'm not eating Buffalo meat."
Frickin A...
I think it's safe to say we all know what Nick was looking for in a woman...
And it had nothing to do with brains, or domestic duties...