questions

[electrolytic]

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

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[electrolytic]

Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?

[electrolytic]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were running from the cops. They were getting tired, so they decided to hide in a ditch. They were excited to find three large, burlap sacks. They each got in one. The cop came and kicked the bag with the redhead. "Meow, meow," she said. "Awwww, there must be a kitty in here," he said. He kicked the one with the brunette inside. "Arf!" she said. "Awww, there must be a puppy in here!" He kicked the one with the blonde in it, and she said, "Potato!"

[sl0wm03]

Lol, these are crazy
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

[The Viking]

In light of the curent spasmatic religious bullcrap, the impecance of said forerunning troposhpere is elevated to extreme pressures. this can be alleivated ith microscopic dog jizz in small amounts deposited into the cracks of the concrete of your driveway...but if you have a gravel drive, then use rotted cucumbers.


This will get you another 45 dB out of your system.