The irony is that people that actually
care about their vehicles intentionally drive a few spots past where the day's current parking activity is (if not completely to a remote area of the lot), so that they are safe from door dings...
I'll park up front if its the first one adjacent to a handicapped spot (as there are wide lanes to either side of a handicapped spot, and you can inch into them to leave plenty of room on the other side as well)...but otherwise, you're taking a chance on expensive bodywork, or simply saying "I don't care". 'They' are out there - fear them.

My pet peeve are idiots that fling their doors open (and then generally look like it's a monumental effort to actually get up out of their seats), without regard for where they are, or what is next to them... god forbid that the wind might be blowing... no foresight, no sense - common or otherwise.